Monday, January 29, 2007

musings on miami...

musing 1:
old jewish grandmothers have been sporting bling since before gangsta rappers were in diapers

musing 2:
60 degrees in florida is really freakin cold

musing 3:
red lights mean go
sirens mean keep on driving
stop signs mean nothing at all

musing 4:
all women in miami, no matter how young or old, sound exactly like fran drescher

musing 5:
there's nothing like half a corned beef sandwich and some matzo ball soup to make you really homesick for the east coast

musing 6:
if it's not exactly how you like it, send it back

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