i came into this world bald as a ping pong ball. b-a-l-d. until i was about three, strangers would walk up to my parents and say, "my, what an adorable little boy" because i was bald. my first haircut is somewhere in my parents house. despite how creepy that sounds, i genuinely think it's because they were so relieved that there was finally enough of it to cut.
i've always hated haircuts...
until i met glenda.
glenda just cut off nine inches of my hair.
i haven't had hair this short since i was about five years old.
it's nice. i'm using a lot less shampoo.